Addie: Mama, look! We're 'scoopa' divers.
Me: Why are you wearing that?
Gabrie: I was cold.
Me: On one leg?
Pennie: Juliette looks like baby Jesus, huh Mama.
Me: What class are birds in??"
Gabrie: Aves!
Addie: Wait... birds go to school?
Addie: Mama, where do cows go for lunch?
Me: Hmmm. I dunno. Chick-fil-a?
Addie: No, McAlisters.
Pennie: Cause they're cows! Duh!
*hysterical laughter*
Lillie: Mama! You look like a super cool girl!
(I got new boots)Gabrie: I get the basket?! (Total excitement over eating out of the "basket" the food came in at a restaurant. The girls always split their food, so some get a plate, and some eat out of whatever it comes in. Apparently it's a big deal.)
Dude talking to Lillie: You know the Egyptians to make a mummy stuck things up the person's nose and took the brain out?
Pennie: You mean 'boogas'?"
Dude: I undownloaded them. (His music on Justin's phone)
Gabrie: You mean you deleted them...
Pennie: Christmas trees! It's Christmas, it's Christmas!! (When she saw all the trees in Minnesota)
Addie: Don't mess with my boings! I have to save them for Ma.
Addie: Where's the mummy? Is it wrapped up in toilet paper?
Addie: Can we sell our dinosaur bones and buy a mansion?
Pennie: Oh, here you are Addie! I was worried about you.
Lillie: I hope "Shark Tank" is on
Addie: I don't like "Shark Tank". I thought it was gonna be about sharks but it's not.Dude: 'Shady Deal Depot' (Reading the name of a furniture store on the side of a van). That's an awesome name. That's like calling your drug dealer, 'not my drug dealer'.
Justin: She was trying to fill her bag with tootsie rolls and tootsie pops! (at the candy store)
Gabrie: What can I say? I'm a tootsie girl!
Addie: I don't like sprite.
Dude: You just had sprite on the plane literally two hours ago.
Addie: That was when I liked sprite.
Dude: A couple days ago I actually saw a guy looking at his phone while 'snoveling show'. (Gotta love getting your tongue twisted)
Pennie: This is how we eat. (Shows me how she takes a bite.) Cause we are humans.
Addie: Can I have a 'Josefina'? (Sopapilla)
Me: Lillie, stop smacking your feet! (This slip up got A LOT of laughs)
Pennie: Mama, can you take a picture of me like this?
Me: Why?
Pennie: Cause it's funny!
Pennie: It's annoying huh?
Me: What does that word mean, Pennie?
Pennie: I dunno. Bubba says it.
Addie: I don't have to pay for a home birth cause Daddy is getting my baby out.
(I asked Gabrie to get me some ice water. She came back covered in water)
Gabrie: Why couldn't you warn me there was something in the cup already? I skipped to the freezer cause I'm in a good mood and it spilled all over me!
(Gabrie explaining her book reading process to me. Something like reading one page out of this book, then a page out of the next. Sometimes she switches from chapter to chapter.)
Me: Just focus on one book at a time.
Gabrie: It has taken me like 5 months to get through this book.
Dude: You haven't had that book for 5 months.
Gabrie: Well, I got it when I was 8 and now I'm 9 so...
Dude: You turned 9 this month!
(Talking about Thanksgiving being the next day)
Lillie: One of my favorite things is that we always have macaroni and cheese.
Me: Not this year.
Nathaniel, Gabrie, and Lillie in unison: WHAATTTT???
Me: 😂😂😂😂
And last, Addie calls the chiropractor a "choirpractor".
