April Kid Quotes

Lillie- I can hear my brain moving!

Gabrie- I love Texas Roadhouse because of the ultimate rolls. (She meant unlimited).

Lillie- Mama, how does God make people have the same things on their face but all of us look different?
Pennie- Yeah, but you look different with no makeup, Mama. (Not much makeup being worn during quarantine).

Pennie, eating a pickle and string cheese- Mmmm. That's the stuff.

Addie- Me and the girls have decided we're gonna all have our own YouTube channel. Also, we're moving to Arkansas. We're gonna walk there. Well, actually I can run pretty fast.

Addie- Julie is eating chicken, which is made out of fish.
Me- It's not made out of fish.
Addie- What's it made out of then? Protein?

Addie, playing the "jeep game" (like slug bug, but with jeeps)- I was born for this!

Addie- Mama, why does Chick-fil-a have so many cows?
Me- Cause the cows want you to eat chicken instead of burgers.
Addie- Wait, what?
Me- The cows don't want you to eat burgers, cause burgers are made from cows.
Addie- Hmm. I don't get it.

Juliette- Mama.


Gabrie- Your eyes are really dark.
Me- Really? Dark how?
Gabrie- Like dark tired.

Pennie- It's to keep the pickle juice out of my eyes!

Addie- Can't we just go to Ma's? We can wear protection!

I bought a new sprayer for the water hose, and Nathaniel was checking it out.
Nathaniel- This thing has blue tooth!
Me- Does it really?
Nathaniel- No... are you serious?
Justin- She was serious!
Nathaniel- Mama, how would that even work?
Later...Nathaniel telling the girls about a blue tooth sprayer- You don't even have to hook it up to a hose. It just connects to blue tooth and sprays water.
Me- That would be cool. Somebody should invent that. (jokingly, of course)
Nathaniel- Pretty sure that'll never happen. Think about it, all the stuff that's gonna change, hoses will always be here.

Lillie- Is that car winking? (Turn signal 😁)

Me- Hurry Pennie! Why are you so slow?
Pennie- Because ducks are slow.

Pennie- Daddy, do we have a balcony?
Justin- No...
Pennie- Uh huh. You said! Out in the garage.
Justin- That's the attic!
Pennie- Oh.

Nathaniel- Mama, my sneezes feel weird. (He came to tell me this after midnight, right when I was just falling asleep)
Me- What do you mean? Do you feel like you're getting sick?
Nathaniel- I don't know, it just feels weird in my throat when I sneeze.
Me- Welllll, I don't know what to tell you. I can't really do anything about that.
Nathaniel- You're supposed to fix things.
Me- Goodnight Bud, I love you.

Lillie- Look! I found a little baby centimeter!
Nathaniel- That's a measurement.
(she found a centipede in the garden 😁)

Girls- We've never played with Bubba's hair before!
Nathaniel- Annnnnd you never will again.

Pennie- Why this doesn't have blood veins but it has eyes? (her vacuum)

Pennie, arguing about who gets to pick the tv show- The June 7th girl gets to pick the show!