July Kid Quotes

The last several weeks have been super busy, so I am behind on lots of happenings. Here's the funniest kid quotes for July. Lots of conversation between Pennie and Addie.

Pennie: "My eyes have blood!"

Pennie running into the room: "I will handle this." One of those quotes that I wish I had some context to go with it... Was she breaking up a fight? I'm not sure. But it's likely. 

One of the things that's kept me busy lately is the re-doing of our floors. It has taken incredibly too long, and if it weren't for the help of my amazing dad (more on that in a future post), we would never be ALMOST DONE! Somebody made me the official "grouter", so the next conversation was during my grouting of the laundry room. The girls like to help wipe the tile clean after I've made a muddy mess on them. 

Addie: "Pennie, some things are hard for Mama to do because she's pregnant."

Pennie: "Oh. I'm not pregnant."

Addie: "No, but when you're a mom you will be."

Pennie: "When I'm a mom, I'm gonna give my kids donuts."

Addie: "Donuts aren't healthy. I'm only giving my kids eggs."

Pennie: "No donuts?"

Addie: "Well, sometimes I will."

Pennie: "I like donuts."

Addie:  "Mama, when I'm a mom, I'm only gonna have four kids. Not a lot cause then they will be too rowdy and make messes."

Pennie: "I'm gonna name my baby Patricia."

Addie: "Pennie, you can't know how many kids you're gonna have. You're just three."

Pennie: "I'm gonna have three kids."

Addie: "You can't name them all the same name, Pennie."

Pennie: "Okay..." (sigh)

Pennie: "It smells like 'ment' in here."

Addie: "Pennie, it's call cement."

Pennie crying: "Mama, I swallowed my mint."

Me: "That's okay. Now it's in your tummy."

Pennie: "But I wanted to eat it!"

Pennie: "Mama, can I play outside? It's not raining."

Me: "It's super hot."

Pennie: "I like hot."

Me: "Ask the girls if they want to play too."

Pennie running off: "Okay! So bye! Girls do you want to play outside? Mama said we can!"

Addie: "Mama, daddy said he will fight our husband if he's a bad husband."

Me: "Are you girls sure you want to go to Rock The Desert?" (music festival)

Addie: "Are you gonna paint our nails if we stay home?"

Me: "Yeah, we can do that."

Addie: "Ok! I don't wanna rock the desert."

Pennie: "Addie, will you come help me clean up the play doh?"

Addie, taking a minute to answer, finally says, "Yeah."

Pennie: "Say 'of course, Pennie Duck'."

Pennie: "It stinks in here. It smells like a.... Toot bomb."

Lillie: "Mama, are we allowed to say 'ridiculous'?"

Addie: "New York is a cool place. But there's some bad things about it like kidnappers and traffic."

Pennie: "Yeah, kidnappers are so mean to us. They never let you go. SO mean. So mean." (All said in her Pennie Duck voice with Ducky lips).

Me: *sneeze*

Addie: "Bless you, Mama."

Pennie: "Whenever I say 'achoo', Daddy always says, 'bless you Pennie'. Cause he loves me. And I say 'bless you' to him."

Gabrie: "Why do you have to be right handed or left handed?"

Addie: "And why are your arms called 'arms'

*Justin cutting some chicken for Lillie*

"Can I have a 'drumroll'?" (Drumstick)

                   

                       As soon as Nathaniel found out he'd get to attend hockey camp, he said, "I better practice putting on my gear!"

He's cute.