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Monday, February 3, 2020

January Kid Quotes

I made a loud sound while stretching-
Gabrie:You're acting even weirder 
than you did in 2019.

Addie: Ahhhh this is the life. (While sitting in Daddy's new massage chair)

One day Addie and Pennie were taking a bath and I was doing laundry at the same time... This effects the water pressure. So once the washing machine stopped running water, and the tub faucet started working better, Addie says: This house is definitely haunted.

Pennie: Oohnooo lanonana no no lanono--I'm doing it in Spanish. 

Addie to Daddy, completely out of the blue: Daddy, why have we never seen a llama?

Addie: Lillie says that pink thing in your mouth is to help you breathe.
Selfie with Juliette
Me: The thing that hangs down?
Addie: Yeah
Lillie: Is it?
Me: Uh huh...
Lillie: I was right. 😏

Addie: Can I hold Juliette?
Me: Not right now, I'm holding her.
Addie: Please?! I haven't held her a piece today!
Nathaniel: She told me to pronunciate! (I told him to ENUNCIATE)

Pennie: Daddy can you get me a cup? Cause I am young?
Daddy:  I'm young too! How old do you think I am?
Pennie: Uhhh. 3.

Pennie: Mama I'm very hungry. Can I have a snack?
Me: Not yet.
Pennie: Please. Just a small snack. I'm very hungry.
Me: How hungry are you?
Pennie: Ummmm like 3.
Me: 3? That's not very hungry.
Pennie: Okay, like 6.

Pennie: Okay, this is the last temple run.
Playing Temple Run

Lillie wanted to play a video game.
I told her it was bedtime.
Lillie: Ughhhh. It's bedtime everyday!

Justin got some spiffy new shoes.
Lillie: Daddy, you're gonna sing rap songs now!









Pennie: I can just smell the samples.

Smelling Samples in Sams
Gabrie: That was bad math. Well, it is the weekend! Weekend brain.

Me: Go wake up Lillie
Pennie: I can't! Lillie is the expert.
Me: Expert at what?
Pennie: Snowflakes.

Pennie: I'm not a girl, I'm a lady!

Addie: Sometimes I can't remember my dreams so I just make one up.

























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